(Source: play-0n-playa)

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Colonel Mustard. (Photo taken with a potato) #hahabusiness #me

Colonel Mustard. (Photo taken with a potato) #hahabusiness #me

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(Source: thatwetshirt)

I need a really good Naked Bud dupe. Life without it is so hollow and meaningless.

  • I complain about the cold in the office so much that my manager got me a (massive) fleece to stop me from dying.
  • In light of today’s indyref vote my team-mates brought in Irn Bru, Tunnocks teacakes, shortbread and whatnot and it was adorbz.
  • Got told that I’m “really professional” and got so flustered and embarrassed by it that this observation is probably no longer valid.
  • Work’s dead good and it’s pretty much the best thing I’ve got going for me at the moment. (That’s so lame/rad/whatever).

(Source: nightmanda)

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I’ve gone three consecutive days now without feeling morbidly obese. This has never happened before. Do I get a medal or something? #validateme #narcissism #me

I’ve gone three consecutive days now without feeling morbidly obese. This has never happened before. Do I get a medal or something? #validateme #narcissism #me

(Source: poopertricks)


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